Best Pashto Urdu English Poetry-SMS-Jokes

Urdu & English Funny Jokes Collection

Posted: 20 Nov 2012 03:14 AM PST

Funny Urdu & English Jokes

Funny Truth:

Apna bacha jab roey tu dil ma dard hota ha,

Dosre ka bacha roey to sar ma dard hota ha,

Apni B.V roey to sar ma dard hota ha,

Dosre k Bevi roey to Dil ma dard hota ha

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A Husband's version:

My wife is like "Terms & Conditions

OF a website

I never understand what she says,

But I always have to agree!

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People now a days are just like Bluetooth!

If you stay close they stay connected!

And if you go away they find new devices to connect with!

Sad but true...

So stay in the range of your beloved ones!!

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Impact of Job Change:

A taxi passenger touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up

the footpath & stopped few centimeters far from a shop window.

For a second , everything went quiet in the cab.

Then, the driver said:

"Look buddy! don't ever do that again, you scared me."

The passenger apologized and said:

"I didn't realize that a little touch would scare you so much."

Driver Replied:

"Sorry, it isn't really your fault, Today is my 1st day as a cab driver.

I've been driving a can carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years."

maza mix